Monday, October 18, 2010

Rambler 224

defibilator-electronic filter that removes lies, incorrect information and exaggerations from the speeches and ads of political candidates (I created that for the presidential election but thought it appropriate for the current time period.)

I was the heckler on our H.S. debate team-so to speak.

The way my nose runs I must have driptheria.

Buying diced tomatoes is a crap shoot.

If the world doesn't end in 2012, will there be a Maya culpa?

About the only thing made in the U.S.A. is the "Made in China" label.

Alarm companies are holding a picnic in Siren, WI.

There was a man quite bellicose
Who wouldn't let anyone get close
If you got near
He would instill fear
By jabbing you with his large nose

As I look at the hairs growing on my ears I wonder if it's nature's way of trying to put up antennae because the reception is getting poorer.

Little Jack Horner actually stuck in his thumb and pulled out a Tum.

Hawaii 50 should be close to 100 by now.

He thought arriving late would make up for his lack of punctuality.

He had a chessed past.

Making a recommendation for a mouthwash is beyond the Scope of this blog.

We are inundated with ads by candidates saying they approve this message. Well I don't!

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