Sent from
my CB radio:
Did they ever make single edged swords?
Travel agents are holding a convention in Jetmore,
Kansas.
"Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has
his original ideas closer together."- Georg
Lichtenberg (1742-1799)
There once was a man in a race
Who the officials must now face
It was thought he won
But it was undone
Because he sprayed others with Mace
If you get a second opinion in medicine is it
considered a pair a docs?
Addage-a saying you keep repeating because you’re
old
The admiral was expecting an assignment of a fleet
in the tropics but instead got cold fleet.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Wheat rust is traveling at the speed of blight
No comments:
Post a Comment