Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Rambler 438

Sent from my CB radio:

Did they ever make single edged swords?

Travel agents are holding a convention in Jetmore, Kansas. 

"Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together."- Georg Lichtenberg (1742-1799)

There once was a man in a race
Who the officials must now face
It was thought he won
But it was undone
Because he sprayed others with Mace

If you get a second opinion in medicine is it considered a pair a docs?

Addage-a saying you keep repeating because you’re old

The admiral was expecting an assignment of a fleet in the tropics but instead got cold fleet.

News Headlines (possibly):

Wheat rust is traveling at the speed of blight

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