Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Sent from my CB radio:
Did they ever make single edged swords?
Travel agents are holding a convention in Jetmore, Kansas.
"Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together."- Georg Lichtenberg (1742-1799)
There once was a man in a race
Who the officials must now face
It was thought he won
But it was undone
Because he sprayed others with Mace
If you get a second opinion in medicine is it considered a pair a docs?
Addage-a saying you keep repeating because you’re old
The admiral was expecting an assignment of a fleet in the tropics but instead got cold fleet.
News Headlines (possibly):
Wheat rust is traveling at the speed of blight