ESPN was talking about a quarterback using his
head to throw the ball away. Isn’t it
kind of hard to grip the ball that way?
Because
of our dogs I bought flea collars. How
do you find the fleas to put the collars on?
“I
wouldn’t be caught dead in that casket.”
There was
an explorer who circumnavigated the globe; we have politicians who have
circumagitated the country.
He was
shopping for high trek gadgets for mountain climbing.
Do
railroad engineers use trackphones? (If
so, do they come with training wheels?)
The
debate team was issued a stay of elocution.
(No word on the new date)
New
studies show that Roman use of catapults resulted in their far flung empire. (Sounds similar to political campaigns
today.)
Her
mother-in-law reminded me of that composer Meddlesome.
Cool Hand
Luke was recently seen in Deadman Reach, Alaska.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Lower
sales alarm clock makers
Giraffe
race neck and neck
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