Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Rambler 223

I was the designated diver on our HS swim team.

A new chain saw movie is scheduled for release: "In the Stihl of the Night."

I quizzed him on why he was so testy.

The injured owl required screech therapy.

To reduce wind resistance, this year's Halloween Masks are screamlined.

FEMA has been flooded with aid requests in southern Minnesota.

The annual Kool Aid Picnic is being held in Sweetwater Station, WY.

There once was a man drinking wine
Thinking it was all tasting fine
He showered a few
When from his mouth did spew
A guzzled glass of brine

I have been overwhelmed and underwhelmed. Can I just be whelmed?

Wall Street expects a double dip recession on ice cream stocks.

The pizza makers accused of cutting corners are being rounded up.

The speaker at the Prosthetics Association was given a big hand.

3 comments:

  1. Another good one. How do you come up with all this stuff?

    ReplyDelete
  2. All those voices tell me what to write.

    ReplyDelete
  3. I saw that Stihl movie. The acting was wooden, and after a while it became dull.

    ReplyDelete