The Denver Airport parking areas are having problems with rabbits getting into car engine compartments and chewing insulation on the wiring (fact). They may have to rename the airport Oh Hare West.
Hansel and Gretel did not use bread crumbs, they had a GPS unit.
Statue makers are convening in Pigeon Falls, WI.
In the mail I receive junk
Enough to fill up a trunk
Getting many offers
To fatten "their" coffers
All of the fine print stunk
His incompetence was exceeded only by his clumsiness.
From the ads on TV it appears the next financial scams are in reverse mortgages or investing in international money funds.
In the years leading up to our independence, many came over as indentured servants; now are children are becoming indebted servants.
Stetson-the good hats people.
I am sure glad I wear suspenders. I don't have to tighten my belt when the economy tanks.
They laid the coroner stone for the new funeral home.
At the price of silver today, the Lone Ranger's horse would have been worth a fortune. I think he was saying "Hi Yo Silver a Weigh."
The appliance salesman was deranged.
The Lone Ranger would have probably named his horse Stainless Steel today.
ReplyDeleteThen the Lone Ranger could have yelled: "Home Chrome."
ReplyDeleteSo dad, when were you an appliance salesman?
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