Steve Ganshert's irreverent and possibly irrelevant ramblings that are a mix of humor, puns, limericks, editorial comments, and sarcasm as the mood indicates. Usually published MON & WED. I will abuse words, modify words or phrases as I see fit or throw a fit. It is my hope that some of the lines caused a double take. (Occasional serious topic)
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Apple farmers are meeting in Orange, Texas.(Experts from the Navel Academy will be on
"To love oneself is the beginning of a
lifelong romance "-Source Egotist Society
Heads of the two political parties are attending a
picnic in Friendship, Texas.Food
fights are expected.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.But it was a lousy summer.
I was asked if a I knew how to hook up a battery.I said I am not positive.
He was asked to take up mountain climbing. He said he wasn’t inclined to do so.
hired for the grounds crew for Minnesota Football.I thought I would surprise them and mow the
field.My employment was brief.They said something about Astroturf not
needing mowing.(Resulted in two crew
Government Politically Correct Department has
renamed bald eagles to feather impaired.
The past few months has displayed that deviant
group of humans-homo electus.