They kept asking if I would become a spelunker. I finally caved in.
We can count on screw ups in the census.
Recent polls indicate 65% consider Palin capable of being president (of the Elks Club in Wasilla, AK).
I was captain of our high school Solitaire Team.
I sure feel more secure now that the Department of Homeland Security has published its security inspection guidelines.
There once was a man with a griddle
Who while trying to solve a riddle
He went on cooking
Without even looking
And fried his hand in the middle
The old term "highway robbery" needs to be updated for what Congress is doing to us. Interstate robbery might be in order.
Square Earth Proponents are meeting in Globe, AZ. (It may be their last big roundup.)
food/music: Cherry Pie Skip & Flip '60
My IRA is invested in vineyards. It's the grapes of Roth.
A healthy tribe of cannibals has been found. They were found to be on an all brain diet.
Drug manufacturers are playing a variation of an old game: "king of the pill".
The cannibals obviously don't get order their food from Washington.
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