Rambler 148

Cloakuialism-stating something (in local dialect) in such a way that it conceals what you are actually saying.

To help fight obesity, the Mayo Clinic has banned Mayo. (But they did send their condiments to the chef.)

There seems to be some irony in the president's announcement of the troop surge in Afghanistan and accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in the same week.

The geologist asked for his drink on the rocks.

When I called my dentist to ask about an ache in a tooth, he recommended pulling it. He said when it comes to that pain: "The tooth will set you free."

food/music: Gravy-Dee Dee Sharp '62

There once was a hill quite steep
Tried by a man in his Jeep
Going up the slope
Beyond its scope
Both ended up in a heap

The Hairing Impaired Society is again meeting in Skull Valley, AZ. They've taken a shine to this town.

The farmer was asked about the soil that was being blown away from his farm. He said it reminded him of that old song: "Blackfield in Motion."

The NFL said its defensive tackles and defensive ends are in a sack race.

A new documentary about our country's poet laureates is being published: "Rhyme and Punishment."


The wrestling coach had me critique the ceilings of gyms in our conference. (He claimed I had spent enough time looking at them.)