A new, softer, version of an old cheese has been developed by a local cheese factory-limpberger.
Paradigm shift-moving two dimes under a different shell and calling it "Change."
We used to sign up for the draft. Are Congressmen required to sign up for the graft?
The Administration assures us there will be plenty of post-pandemic vaccine available.
Sarah Palin's new book: "How to Keep a Job" will be on the book shelves soon. The sequel: "How to Finish a Book" is expected to be published next spring.
A local firm is burying dead pets in concrete vaults. They have opened a pet cementery.
There once was a gazer of stars
Who looked at galaxies and mars
His lenses were reversed
In searching he was immersed
And he was run over by passing cars
Tuning fork collectors are gathering in Spooner, WI.
As I drove through the cow droppings in the farmer's field, I decided my new tires would be the Cooper Scoopers.
A local bagel shop recently changed all of its lox.
I took my unicycle in for a tire rotation.
Now that the Attorney General has stated that marijuana enforcement will be at the state level, pot holes have been assigned to the police department in California.
You had so many zingers in this one that it is hard to make a comment on just one. I do believe that newly elected Senators are automatically registered for the graft though.
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