Rambler 137

A scientist at the Antarctic has been nominated for this year's Iceman Trophy.

A new index has been created for Wall Street: Index of Leading Instigators.

At the height of the Cold War there was the saying: "I'd rather be dead than Red." Now thanks to our government, we will be in the red to the "Reds" (China) long after we are dead.

Nancy Pelosi said they had reached a milestone in presenting the 2,000 page healthcare bill. I think it will be a millstone if it is passed.

In a recent ruling, the IRS requires police to report all tips.

The only thing transparent in the new administration is its dislike of Fox News.

There once was a TV host
Who chose the mob to roast
And since that scene
Hasn't been seen
And he may now be compost

Buffalo chip throwers are holding a picnic in Kickapoo, WI. (Tossed salads will be served.)

Twenty or more Congressmen are under investigation by the Ethics Committee. We are not to assume any of them are guilty. The one thing I will assume is that anyone found guilty of ethics violations will not be punished.

Do wheat farmers participate in straw polls?

Job's wife was a pillar of her community.

The contract for my new wig contained too many "hairtofores."

After a quick achoo, the swine flu flew up the chimney flue, another victim to imbue.