Quaker Oats has been changed to Non-Denominational Oats to be politically correct.
Congress-"The Good Hams People."
On Halloween, Senator Reid held a health scare party.
It appears we have all talk and no substance following eight years of no plans and garbled talk.
Was the first person to give the length and weight of a baby a
fisherman? (We're taking a pole.)
Democrats are considering paying: Palin, Limbaugh and Beck to show up at more elections. (They claim when these 3 walk into a room, it is like 30 people leaving.)
The CDC has found that most colds originate in Norway. Geneticists are now trying to break the Norse cold.
The administration is guaranteeing post pandemic flu shots. (Given at night they will be a shot in the dark.)
There once was a purveyor of glass
Who a large inventory did amass
He drove a golf ball
Off the store wall
Now he only has shards "alas"
The Odd Fellows are meeting in Peculiar, MO.
After looking at my bottles of herbs, I concluded that McCormick was a man for all seasonings.
It sure is nice that Congress can hold hearings on brain concussions incurred by football players while the unemployment climbs to above 10%. As always, their priorities are theirs not ours. I believe the wrong brains are being reviewed.
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