Bean dip competition is taking place in
Belcher, Louisiana.
"I once prayed to God for a bike, but quickly
found out He didn’t work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for His
forgiveness."-source unknown
I mailed in my absentee ballot. Wish they had a magnetic card they could
send me to squelch all of the political ads that will have no effect on me.
I noticed
an expiration date on our jar of honey.
Thought that was the one food that never goes bad.
Is a
painting a pigment of someone’s imagination?
I voted
for “no one” on my absentee ballot.
After watching all of the negative ads, I felt “no one” was a better
choice.
A local
man went in for a complete skin graft.
He said he wasn’t comfortable in his own skin.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Garage
building fourstalled
Fuel
prices leave consumers aghast
Are you sure that wasn't a public restroom that was fourstalled? :)
ReplyDeleteI'll have to recheck the catalog (or is it toilet paper?).
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