Monday, October 22, 2012

Rambler 397



Why is it called hamburger when it is made of beef?

Is an urologist considered a “drain surgeon”?

Do we get mail in debates to use if we don’t like the election results?

My Old English Cologne was stored too close to the Old English Furniture Polish.  Now I have a nice stain on my face and furniture that smells nice.

Members of both political parties are being placed in a room in Experiment, Georgia.

A friend's eye is a good mirror. -- Gaelic (on friendship)
(especially if he cracks you up)

It’s about time to turn in my Dial Soap for push button.

Due to the economy, Pay Day candy bars have been renamed Job Hunt bars.

I see why they say a politician is up on his soap box.   His mouth should be washed out after the speech.

After all of the survey calls, I will give the next one the opposite of what I believe.

News Headlines (possibly):

Hamburger plants grinding to a halt

Newsweek Bytes the bullet

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