Why is it
called hamburger when it is made of beef?
Is an
urologist considered a “drain surgeon”?
Do we get
mail in debates to use if we don’t like the election results?
My Old
English Cologne was stored too close to the Old English Furniture Polish. Now I have a nice stain on my face and
furniture that smells nice.
Members of both political parties are
being placed in a room in Experiment, Georgia.
A friend's
eye is a good mirror. -- Gaelic (on friendship)
(especially
if he cracks you up)
It’s
about time to turn in my Dial Soap for push button.
Due to
the economy, Pay Day candy bars have been renamed Job Hunt bars.
I see why
they say a politician is up on his soap box.
His mouth should be washed out after the speech.
After all
of the survey calls, I will give the next one the opposite of what I believe.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Hamburger
plants grinding to a halt
Newsweek
Bytes the bullet
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