Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Rambler 396



Bean dip competition is taking place in Belcher, Louisiana.

"I once prayed to God for a bike, but quickly found out He didn’t work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for His forgiveness."-source unknown

I mailed in my absentee ballot.   Wish they had a magnetic card they could send me to squelch all of the political ads that will have no effect on me.

I noticed an expiration date on our jar of honey.   Thought that was the one food that never goes bad.

Is a painting a pigment of someone’s imagination?

I voted for “no one” on my absentee ballot.   After watching all of the negative ads, I felt “no one” was a better choice. 

A local man went in for a complete skin graft.   He said he wasn’t comfortable in his own skin.

News Headlines (possibly):

Garage building fourstalled

Fuel prices leave consumers aghast

2 comments:

  1. Are you sure that wasn't a public restroom that was fourstalled? :)

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  2. I'll have to recheck the catalog (or is it toilet paper?).

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