I watched
some fencing. What is the point?
Get a jump on the competition and get to IHOP to celebrate leap year.
Washington,
DC, is the hub of power. That is why
there is such a wide ranging collection of hub craps there.
George Clooney has put some of his DNA in
storage. He plans to come back as
George Clony.
The local Flat Earth Society was thrown a
curve-decreasing enrollment. They are
trying to round up new members.
Both Houses of Congress are meeting in Doolittle,
MO.
There once was a citrus sucker
Who with limes would always pucker
He switched to apple
A new fruit to grapple
Leaving him with seeds and a plucker
There are
plenty of items advertised to make you look “perfect” on the outside. There is a need for items to make your
character better on the inside.
The
arsonist will get his tile in the Walk of Flame.
A new
book was published about Congressional use of insider information: “Scrutiny
on the Bounty.”
There is
a new oscillyscope on the market to evaluate politicians’ promises over the balance of the year.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Drought
area looking for a fully sqaulified rain maker
New
breakthrough in ice auger designs
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