I
misunderstood the fishing instructor. I
thought he said: “tie flying.”
His book
on remodeling got him on the “Best Cellars List.”
I turned
on the television to see how many ads there were for my cable fee.
A local
bank has installed a fail safe vault.
(Interesting combination of words)
Sanctimoneyous-accepting
campaign donations and stating they will not affect legislation
If I work
longer hours, how many minutes do they contain?
The
giraffe race was neck and neck.
After
watching some drag races on TV in which cars reached 300+ miles per hour, I
wondered what is the rush to get to the end?
(McDonalds is considering putting a drive through window on the track)
There once was a very fast typist
Who entered many a list
In competition she starred
But ended up scarred
For many items had been missed
One advantage of
growing older-the hairline no longer recedes.
There is no hairline.
Dining Etiquette Research is taking place in Five
Forks, AL.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Piano
maker given keys to the city
Liquor
makers have spirited debate
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