When people
on ads list how many pounds they have lost, where do the pounds go? Do they go to some innocent bysitter?
The “Whether
Forecast” in DC remains constant. They
don’t know whether to do this or to do that.
The last
minute loss left the fans with a case of sour gapes.
The Piltdown Man (fossil hoax begun around 1912 and debunked in the 1950’s) has
been replaced by the Pill Down Man (fact
in the 21st century).
Depression Psychologists are holding seminars in
Happy, TX. (Local furniture store is having a sale on couches.)
There was a man from International Falls
Who in the winter would answer no calls
Since it was the coldest in the nation
He goes into hibernation
As soon as the temperature falls.
I studied all the material and put it into my
memory blank.
If you watch the endless ads for pills and
medications for a day, you no longer wonder why stars and kids end up addicted. (You need to take a pill to remember this.)
Audioborosis-a catatonic state reached while
listening to the candidates talk at great lengths while saying nothing
Removing
the eyes from potatoes has been ruled a speck tater sport.
The
architectural firm broke out the new prison design.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Church
members pleased with homily grits
Pitchers
taking a break from the strike to attend ball
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