Most puns are home groan.
Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill to fetch pail of water? Isn't water usually found at the bottom of the hill?
Is acid reflux considered recycling?
Illumination should not be taken lightly.
I had my Blackberry hooked up to my Apple on Blueberry Hill listening to "Strawberry Fields Forever" on Blu-Ray.
Recently it began to snow
When it stopped I do not know
I didn't go a mile
When I was stuck in a pile
And had to call a wrecker for a tow
Since the two parties have trouble crossing the aisles, why don't we remove the aisles?
Is a church poet considered a bard of pray?
NYSE Bulls are meeting in Bear, DE, to discuss stock market trends.
He wrote the score of the opera. Who won?
In the News: (possibly)
Railroad tie makers hoping for spikes in sales.
Boomerangs making a comeback.
Carpet companies floored by sales drop.
Chances of rain dropping.
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