As kids we played with Play-Doh made by a toy company. As adults we're playing with play dough printed by the government.
All the blackbirds that died recently were on their way home from the crow bar.
There was a man with a suitcase
Who decided to enter a race
But strength he lacked
For the weight that was packed
He ended in last place (but he did anchor the relay)
Procrastinators are holding their annual get together in Early, IA, a day late.
With all that barking next door they must have a pair of large mouthed Bassets.
Dentists are gathering in Chicago on the Magnificent Smile.
U. of Minnesota's new football coach is Kill. In the chain of command, who is over Kill?
I arrived late at the restaurant and asked for something to eat.
They brought out steak bones and said I would have to settle for T-bone pickins.
In The News: (possibly)
Local bread maker only allows employees to wear loafers.
Local fashion guru says ties are in style-knot.
Minnesota weathermen getting the drift of snow forecasts.
Sesame Street, to push poetry, has added Big Bard.
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