A pharmaceutical company developed a new salve for eyes that solved most issues.
They are now worried about eyes' cream clones.
I got my ham radio tuned in and was ex static.
I bought an airplane ticket
But a seat I couldn't pick it
For what used to be free
There is now a big fee
I may even need to pay to pee
Beano Executives are meeting in Blue Hills, CT, to plan next year's strategy.
I needed some deodarant and considered Right Guard, but couldn't find anything for the other arm.
In the News: (possibly)
Sod growers expect turf war.
New beer ads on tap.
New caskets guaranteed for life.
Elephant crushes Trainer found crushed in elephant's trunk. (This is partially true.)
Down to earth astronaut has bike accident. (actual)
Because of incorrect data on signs of the Zodiac and the need to adjust dates, all horoscopes for the past ten years have been recalled. An exchange will be worked out.
A local tree trimming company will be opening branch offices.
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