Some politicians should use Spiel Check before speaking.
A local lifeguard is accused of double dripping.
I am on the Insect Control swat team.
I sneeze so hard that I had to buy a Kevlar handkerchief. (I have since dislocated my left wrist.)
Congress won't let the Post Office go under. How else would they send us all that junk mail free?
There was a man good at a sprint
But the sun caused him to squint
He didn't fall
But ran into a wall
And now has a leg in a splint
Mixed nut packagers are convening in Almond, WI, for their annual meeting. (They are expecting the guest speaker to come out of his shell.)
The music teacher asked me not to come Bach.
There is a new TV game show on memory: "The Mental List."
In the news (possibly):
Post office says the sale of stamps falling off
Arson investigator under fire
Tail light manufacturers stand behind their products
Eyeglass volumes are coming into focus
Economist with one arm in a sling filed for disability (On the other hand)
Most of my puns are home groan.
Still writin' the good stuff. I haven't been able to comment lately because I have mostly been checking your site by phone. It won't let me comment on some sites (mostly blogspot). Keep up the good words.
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