When I am writing the Rambler, I have to refer to my Quip Notes.
My dentist diagnosed me as bimolar. (But I do have a fang club.)
A Chinese gang has tattoos on the insides of their cheeks. They're the Tong in Cheek Gang.
Is REM sleep considered traveling on the high ZZZ's?
There once was a man of quips
Always coming from his lips
He thought it fun
To proffer a pun
So another "groaner" he rips (better than something else he could rip)
Subway and Radio Shack have merged to form Radio Snack. (It is expected to improve the sale of ham radios.)
With the lack of ethics at major toy companies in the past, one wonders what toxic toys for tots will be sold this year.
Recent fossils of a smarter fish cause experts to think there may have been a brain sturgeon.
Antivirus programmers are meeting in Hackensack, NJ.
Government is applying the trickle down economy to us. They go into debt and it trickles down to us.. (It's no longer a trickle.)
If you didn't say it, may I quote you?
We combined dessert and the meat courses this year and had Peach Gobbler.
News Items: (possibly)
Turkey sales are going cold
Tree business falling
Feather sales down
Paint sales spotty
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