A local haunted house has opened a day scare center.
I bought a UV cleaner from Sam's. Now I do a swish named Wanda to kill germs. (I am making light of it.)
I was reading information about day trading of stocks and saw an ad that said the "stochastic oscillator was indicating...." and snake oil came to mind.
My piano teacher dropped me. She said I was always flying off the Handl.
There once was a voice quite shrill
Causing thoughts of a kill
But while trying to inhale
She swallowed a snail
And it suddenly became dead still
The Cosa Nostra is meeting in Horseheads, NY, to resupply. (It was running neck and neck with another contender.)
Isn't capitalism wonderful? Some months back the government (us) gave GM a loan. Now stockholders (us) are buying stock in the company to pay back the government (us). Somehow it sounds like sleight of hand.
Three Congressmen were injured crossing the aisle. FTSB is investigating.
In the news (possibly):
Copy paper production is expected to remain flat
Polka dot fabric sales has been spotty
With the Ebooks, another chapter has been reached in book publishing
Futures in rice may go wild
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