The Bagel Institute is building a new headquarters in Toast, NC. (There will be no lox on the doors.)
Because of the recession, cannibals are having trouble making ends meat.
Do I have "street smarts" now that I have a Tom Tom?
There once was a man quite rash
Who suddenly made a dash
He quickly ate
Found out too late
It was a jalapeno in the hash
With the increasing national debt, we have gone from the Age of Aquarius to the Age of Precarious.
A search of Washington, DC, indicates the Giant Candor will soon be extinct. (Actually, Candors of any size are disappearing at a rapid rate in DC.)
A pilot was fired for maintaining a bad altitude.
The Catholic Church is having a devil of a time finding exorcists.
Possible news items:
There has been an alarming increase in smoke detectors.
Snow shovel manufacturers are trying to get a handle on sales
The Glove Producers Gala began with finger food
Submarine sales are expected to be lower
Air bag sales inflated
Yeast sales are rising
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