Lawyers must have a sense of humor. Many of their documents begin with to whit.
In Brazil, an illiterate clown was elected to Congress. In the U.S.A. we elect clowns who do not read what they sign. Is there any difference?
Political mudslingers commit many grimes.
The theme song for Halloween is "Rhapsody in Boo."
We have a bronze sculptor making a human statue. While we were out of town he forged ahead.
There once was a master of kung fu
Who suddenly came down with the flu
He was unable to fight
He was taken to flight
Each time he had to use the loo
Basketball's 3 point shot competition is being held in Swisher, IA.
According to astronomers, things are looking up.
Can we sue politicians for cruel and inhuman punishment for the ads they are running? We have to watch them. (Britain allows campaigning for about 2 months before the election-much more humane.)
Watching the lack of accountability between the FDA and USDA one wonders if this was intentionally set up this way by Congress so they could hold hearings and appear to be taking action. A recent example is the egg recall.
I have noticed night crawlers on the driveway. They have dried up. I wonder if there is a market for worm jerky.
Because of the recent floods, the water department is under fire and the fire department is under water.
Over time, he has increased his ineptitude.
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