Rambler 219

Why is my truth meter always pegged at zero when politicians speak?

Minnesota has passed a law barring witches from hex messaging while brooming. They said hexing while brooming can result in one of three things happening: flying off the handle; hexing the wrong person, or implementing the wrong hex. (I will get the reputation of being a hex nut.)

We went to see our daughter in a tutu train. (Had to tiptoe around that one.)

There once was a man fishing for bass
Seeking a fish with some mass
Attempting a trophy to get near
A cast resulted in pierced ear
Now displaying a lure made of brass

There was a farmer who put bait out for game on his land or pulled it behind his tractor. When the hunting season arrived it was determined it was deer for whom the bale trolls.

Parody-lowering the grade to an "F"

Wrench collectors are holding a swap meet in Mechanicsville, IA.

Travel bureaus claim mountain climbing has peaked.

Is a ride in a Gulf Stream a flight of fancy?

The National Height Impaired Association has asked taverns to lower the bar.

I have learned the money doesn't grow on trees, the government just prints it when needed.

Personafried-the entree for a cannibal

I think the press gives too much time to idiots. But then again, there are a lot of idiots out there clamoring for attention.