Kryptonite handlers are meeting in Leadville, CO.
He has a photographic memory with too few pixels.
There was a collector of teeth
Whose collection it was time to bequeath
No name would he venture
For his prized old denture
He was buried with them beneath
He is a well oiled machine, but the reservoir is empty.
If he weren't so worried, he'd be paranoid.
I found the grave diggers to be very down to earth.
When he was told to get it in gear, I think he chose park.
We found out our dog is dishlicksic.
I ate at a restaurant in a tough neighborhood. When I ordered the steak he asked if I wanted the pepper spray seasoning.
The fired roofer felt he had been shingled out.
The EEOC has issued a ruling that there must be as many Jill O Lanterns as Jacks this year.
A local firm advertised home delivery. I called and ordered one.
The fencing team had some pointed confrontations.
There was a division in the math department.
I am glad I have high definition TV so I can watch the no definition political ads.
I believe these are getting better each week.
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