Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Rambler 217

Some people display loitership-waiting around for someone to give them direction.

When I see all of the political buttons and the candidates, I wish I had Scotty's button so we could "beam them out."

When they take my picture they use a wide mangle lens.

Marketers of toilet paper are reviewing their bottom line.

Palin finally found the right job-public speaking. The job only lasts a night-not time enough for her to quit.

A new book is being published about the workings of Congress: "Alas Babble On."

The construction of the new outhouse was fourstalled..

I got my ear rings in the Artillery.

The sculptor was a chip off the old block.

There once was a man from the North
Apparent when his words went forth
His voice would quiver
Due to  permanent shiver
He will live in a sauna henceforth

Voting machines are like slot machines. You pull the handle and hope for a good outcome, but odds are stacked against you.

The annual witches' convention was called the battle of the hexes.

Local shellfish vendors were displaying their mussels.

The golfers had a cup of coffee before tee time.

A local funeral home is undertaking a makeunder.

A speakeasy was a place to drink during prohibition. Now a speakeasy is at every political convention and it's driving us to drink.

1 comment:

  1. Instead of one arm bandits now they have evil eyed varmits.

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