Some people display loitership-waiting around for someone to give them direction.
When I see all of the political buttons and the candidates, I wish I had Scotty's button so we could "beam them out."
When they take my picture they use a wide mangle lens.
Marketers of toilet paper are reviewing their bottom line.
Palin finally found the right job-public speaking. The job only lasts a night-not time enough for her to quit.
A new book is being published about the workings of Congress: "Alas Babble On."
The construction of the new outhouse was fourstalled..
I got my ear rings in the Artillery.
The sculptor was a chip off the old block.
There once was a man from the North
Apparent when his words went forth
His voice would quiver
Due to permanent shiver
He will live in a sauna henceforth
Voting machines are like slot machines. You pull the handle and hope for a good outcome, but odds are stacked against you.
The annual witches' convention was called the battle of the hexes.
Local shellfish vendors were displaying their mussels.
The golfers had a cup of coffee before tee time.
A local funeral home is undertaking a makeunder.
A speakeasy was a place to drink during prohibition. Now a speakeasy is at every political convention and it's driving us to drink.
Instead of one arm bandits now they have evil eyed varmits.
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