Rambler 216

He ate so many frozen waffles that he became and eggomaniac.

There are a lot of talking heads on the news. Are there any listening heads in Washington?

My cousin knew my aunts were afraid of all amphibians. He asked me if I would film his aunts' eeks toad show.

If the purchase of a car was like buying an airplane ticket, you would be charged extra for: the motor, the wheels, the key, and for putting things in the glove compartment.

In the local news they said some political heavyweights will be coming to the Twin Cities. It's too bad they're not mental heavyweights.

There once was a man on "The Hill"
Touting a major new pill
While exhaling his breaths
Ignoring possible deaths
He'd become a pharmaceutical shill

I called the pharmacy and ordered prostate medicine to go.

Do they have a dead man's switch in the morgue?

Have you noticed how much darker the scenes on TV are since we went to HD? HD was supposed to show more detail, but I guess they don't want us to see the wrinkles. (You would almost think it was Congress passing a bill at night on some shows.)

In the 1950's they had slap stick comedy and slip stick (slide rule) engineering.

I won't be an organ donor, but I have a piano I'll consider.

The Big Ten (actually the Big 11 since Penn State was added) will soon be the Big Twelve with the addition of Nebraska. Let's see if they get the math right this time.  (They have a number of days to get it done.)

He's all velocity and no direction.