Local plumbers have been asked to pipe down.
How do I get White Out off my monitor?
When I played golf I was a tee totaler. (It was driving me to drink.)
Fig packagers are convening in Newton, KS.
There one was a burner of peat
Using to provide his heat
Instead of a log
He cut blocks from a bog
It was cheap but not very neat
My attempt to mow the lawn was cut short.
The film industry is bringing back an old movie for us seniors: "Citizen Cane."
I was asked to prepare a pie chart on local cake sales.
To prevent people from getting lost, a local park is going to allow trail gating.
Why do they call them innings when they're measured in outs? Shouldn't they be outings?
I wrote a book on home improvement and ended up on the best cellar's list.
How can state government go full speed ahead with a governor on it?
In golf if you get a bogey followed by an eagle is it a beagle?
The local salad makers' competition was deemed a toss up.
The politicians were from the loan star state of taxes.
For sale cheap: one well cap slightly used.
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