Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Rambler 215

Local plumbers have been asked to pipe down.

How do I get White Out off my monitor?

When I played golf I was a tee totaler. (It was driving me to drink.)

Fig packagers are convening in Newton, KS.

There one was a burner of peat
Using to provide his heat
Instead of a log
He cut blocks from a bog
It was cheap but not very neat

My attempt to mow the lawn was cut short.

The film industry is bringing back an old movie for us seniors: "Citizen Cane."

I was asked to prepare a pie chart on local cake sales.

To prevent people from getting lost, a local park is going to allow trail gating.

Why do they call them innings when they're measured in outs? Shouldn't they be outings?

I wrote a book on home improvement and ended up on the best cellar's list.

How can state government go full speed ahead with a governor on it?

In golf if you get a bogey followed by an eagle is it a beagle?

The local salad makers' competition was deemed a toss up.

The politicians were from the loan star state of taxes.

For sale cheap: one well cap slightly used.

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