Cake bakers are being asked to think outside the bundt.
During the President's last visit to the Gulf to view the oil, the ban played "Pump and Circumstance."
I am inclined to work for a ramp company.
A local Chinese restaurant serves a duck covered in crushed crackers. It's listed as : "The Graham Quacker. "
BP has changed an old adage to: "All's well that ends a well."
A new reality show about insects is beginning: "Gnats Landing."
Some email should result in the sender's mouse being cleaned out with Snope.
An old movie is being redone: "Zorba the Geek."
Those who live by the sword die by the bullet.
Local electricians are revolting.
The name Quasimoto rings a bell.
Dieters are holding a seminar in Bigfork, MT.
There was a man with bunions
He tried to treat them with onions
The bunions didn't shrink
But his feet sure did stink.
The President said the economy is a work in progress. What we need is progress on work.
When it came to beautiful yards, my landscaper was rooting for me.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away if thrown accurately.
Do hospitals survive on operating income?
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