Monday, September 6, 2010

Rambler 212

When I don't get breakfast, I am very crabby. I am lack toast intolerant.

Do Catholics go to church en masse?

I had problems with suckers and lollipops as a kid. They determined I was dislicksic.

My strobe light is on the blink.

Silversmiths are meeting in Golden, CO.

Congress has a new bill to provide a pork belly stove to each constituent. This would facilitate the consumption of the pork bestowed.

Are kite flyers high strung?

The U.S. Mint is implementing change.

The surface of a pool table is felt by the players.

He no longer straddles the fence after getting stuck on a barbed wire, electric fence, on wet ground.

The editor wanted the poets to meet in the bard room.

The AMA has advised podiatrists of a new tick that gets under the nails of the toes and leaves marks on the toe. It said the diagnosis is a tick track toe.

Do cannibals ingest cannabis or do they just have pot luck?

Followership: one station in the Twin Cities had its announcers give their presentations on news, sports, and weather standing up. Soon after the other stations followed suit. I thought Congress had passed a lemming law (Oh, it was a lemon law).

1 comment:

  1. Good one today. I may have been a little slack on comments lately but I have been having some computer problems. I think they are finally fixed.

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