Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Rambler 213

A new reality show is planned that pairs ordinary people with surgeons: "Lancing with the Stars."

Do Catholics ever reach critical Mass?

I used to offer advice from my vantage point. Now it's from my vintage point.

Saltine Cracker Manufacturers are meeting in Graham, AZ.

Subway has come out with a pulled pork sandwich. Congress has had a pushed pork agenda for some time.

When she grows up, she wants to be a valet girl. (California humor.)

Congress is considering a bill requiring home improvement stores to sell pigboard (to hold the pork). They said they would provide the hooks.

With his cough, he was a real phlegm thrower.

For entertainment, they have dancing on tap.

I find a number of things wrong with math.

Do they conduct a gallop pole at the racetrack?

Do financial gurus have an index of leading vindicators?

A local Chinese Restaurant has live ducks for you to choose for your dinner. It is peeking duck.

Bagel shops have been asked to think outside the lox.

When they work on airplane wings do they use flapjacks?

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