Rambler 181

When they said I was dyslexic, they had it backwards.

Child rearing used to mean just that. An occasional swat to the rear would adjust attitudes and behaviour.

According to the fellow who looked at my lawn, I must have planted the grass seeds upside down.

I volunteered locally. They said I could be on the solar panel.

There was a purveyor of drugs
For all the various bugs
There were colorful arrays
In various pill trays
And also in coffee mugs

I have a Bachelor's Degree in marriage.

If I am going to teach an exercise class, do I need a Pilates License?

I am trying to develop artificial tasting for all of the items with artificial flavoring.

For 40+ years I brought home the bacon. Now that I'm retired, what am I going to do with a house full of bacon?

Is a conductor a band aid?

News on the economy: dynamite stores are doing a booming business. (They're having a special on fuses after recent failures.)

There was a recent item on the internet about a beaver dam, spotted from space, that was eight football fields long. I'll bet they didn't even have a dam permit.