We have cut back on our Cable TV to the basic offering. I have noticed that when I am reading there are no ads.
The Healthcare Reform Bill has been renamed: "Suture self."
Following the effects of Katrina and the current oil spill, the Bermuda Triangle has been replaced by the New Orleans Delta.
There was a gourmet of dip
Every variety made it to his lip
Some quite hot
Others were not
But the dip from his lip would drip
To take up sailing do you have to study the sailient points?
I am not losing my memory. There are too many electrical waves in the atmosphere and they are interfering with my thought processes.
His birthday party is being celebrated in Surprise, AZ
Was the jet stream there when we only had planes with propellers?
Recent news about 4% of our genes coming from Neanderthals may explain the hair on my ears and nose as I age.
Political candidates should be required to take the SAT (sneakiness aptitude test).
The cancer doctor had a good sense of tumor.
Recently found manuscripts from Horace Greely show he said "go rest old man" not "go West young man."
Harley Davidson was the first company to institute cycle count.
Your stuff is always fresh and entertaining. I have been reading a lot of it from my cell phone and it won't let me leave comments. Just wanted you to know I have't bailed on you.
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