Rambler 180 (out of sequence)

I had an antenna put in for my radio. The clear reception made me exstatic.

Is a traffic manager a semi conductor?

When I read the contents of food packages there are lot of items added as food preservatives. Do they do the same for me?

The sportscaster here announced the kickoff of the walleye season in Minnesota. All I could picture was a football being used as a bobber.

There once was a man who could stop on a dime
And stand there for a very long time
Without a sound
The crowd he would astound
And that is why he became a mime.

Consumer Reports Health Magazine talked about how the pharmaceutical companies are coming up with new sicknesses or syndromes for their medicines. Isn't medical care wonderful?

Scientists have determined that smallmouth bass are smaller than largemouth because the smaller mouth doesn't allow them to eat as much. (There probably was such a study funded by tax payer dollars.)

Philatelists are convening to stamp out collecting.

After drinking absinth a local man would pass gas that would clear the bar. This went on for some time.
He finally saw a doctor to determine what the problem was.
The doctor told him "absinth makes the fart grow stronger."

Spirit Airlines, the company that is constantly coming up with new charges for fliers is considering a fee for breathing. They claim that if people weren't breathing, they could create a vacuum in the plane lessening its weight.

The NRA claims that there have been many adoptions over the past year. Many offspring of Smith and Wesson have become family members.