Rambler 182

Gun Collectors are holding a sale in Broken Bow, NE.

In a recent election, one worthless senator was exspecterated.

This Halloween I don't know whether to Twit or Tweet.

While filling my gas cans I was overcome with funnel vision.

Cheese makers are gathering for a tail grate party.  (Local dairies may whey in.)

The town was so small that it only had a one room motel.

A local carpentry company kept losing its hammers. Day after day they would disappear.
They finally found one of their crew had been stealing them.
It was determined he was suffering from alls hammers.


Roswell, NM, has restudied the alleged flying saucer incident. It was actually some book throwing in the local library. They have determined it was flying Chaucers.

Invinegerating-keeping apple juice so long it spoils.

The visiting chef had forgotten his herbs and spices so I sent my condiments to the chef.

Other countries require that chemicals be tested and proven safe before allowing their use. In the U.S. the chemical are assumed safe until proven otherwise. A recent example is BPA's in cans to prevent rusting. This is a plastic compound that we are ingesting as a result of packaging.
Another example is the recent disclosure that ADHD may be caused by the insecticides on fruits and vegetables. If the chemical kills bugs might it also be harmful to humans?
Is it any wonder that we have children with neurological disorders?  (I think some of our politicians took some through injections.)

Do Catholics reach critical Mass?

We were having torrential rains. I did my part. I turned off the floodlights.

I mailed some limburger cheese to a friend. The post office cited me for stinking outside the box.