An autopsy of Humpty Dumpty revealed that he suffered from restless egg syndrome.
Area Postmasters will be meeting in Stamping Ground, KY.
The NYT last week printed a 12 page article on the Tea Parties and suggested a possible link (they said they had no proof) to violence. Since most of those shown were retirees, I imagine the violence consisted of trying to run people over with the wheels of their walkers, or doing wheelies with their powered chairs, or pointing loaded canes at innocent bystanders.
I took my metronome to the metrodome to arrive in time.
Does sound asleep mean snoring?
A new book on Congress is about to be published: "Animal Farm". In it all pork is considered equal; some is more equal than others.
food/music Strawberry Fields Forever Beatles '67
A limerick is a form of verse
Humorous or quite perverse
With two lines
The message refines
Or its direction to reverse
On a survey about Americans not smiling enough I voted con stern nation.
The Surgeon General is on a waist reduction campaign.
A friend in need - will ask for something.
I am convinced that the only way to stop lies in DC is to start sewing some lips shut.
The only way you can tell if a politician is lying is when he says something.
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