The Kennel Club of America has approved the new breed to be used to pace joggers-the Clocker Spaniel.
They have stopped teaching cursive writing. I guess cursing will now have to be in text.
A local soup chef was fired-he failed the brothalyzer test.
Zoologists claim the population of anteaters is tapiring off.
The Slow Typists Society is meeting in Peck, MI. (They are in the hunt for a speaker.)
food/music My Cup Runneth Over Ed Ames '67
There once was a man on TV
Monitored by cameras HD
His face had a twinkle
But he had many wrinkles
He's now in a cafe serving tea
A new medication has been developed to treat pain in donkeys-Brayer Aspirin.
Toy manufacturers say expenses for tops are spinning out of control.
A new play has been written about smaller pork in government-Hamlet.
I have decided to take pictures of bears. I bought a Kodiak Camera.
The stock market seems to be faltering. I wonder if they have no falter insurance.
great lines Steve. BTW, your resume reads like an action movie star.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should send a bottle of those Brayer Aspirin to the folks in Washington. It might cure some of the nation's ills.
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