Winter traveling in Minnesota reminds me of my cell phone, you can get a rollover in minutes.
Honda recalled cars due to defective air bags. I think some of our Congressmen and Senators should be recalled for the same reason.
I found some justice in the two large snow storms that hit D.C.; D.C. has been doing a snow job on us for quite some time.
I found my shoes were my arch enemy.
Gamblers are meeting in Proctor, MN. Proctor and Gamblers have gotten along fine in the past.
food/music Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie Jay & the Americans '67
There once was a man from Greece
Who managed the production of fleece
In his large barn
He spun the yarn
And tried to rid it of meece
A Minnesota man bet on a wedding-whether or not it would last.
It became an obsession and he was betting on all weddings in the area.
He is currently in a center being treated for chronic wed betting.
I went out for basketball in H.S. Coach said I could pick up the dribble.
My visit to the seafood restaurant was clamdestined.
The National Toy Association says kite sales are soaring. (But they're expected to tail off.)
The sale of fish was the family's sole means of support.
Ok, that's it.. you Sir, need to be doing this comdey writing professionally. YOU ARE GREAT!
ReplyDeleteDitto the other comment. I actually think you are getting better each time you post. When are you going to put this stuff in a book?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comments. Will have to think about the suggestion.
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