A local chicken farm owner sent his son out to buy some new chicks. The seller couldn't understand why the young man would listen to the chicks before deciding to buy them.
When asked, the boy said my father told me to buy them on the cheep.
When I was the goalie for our H.S. dart team, I went by the name Dart Evader.
There was a printer of signs
Who specialized in fine wines
He drank a sample
More than ample
You now must read between the lines
food/music Java Al Hirt '64
Foreign Car Makers are convening in Ford City, CA.
It is an interesting game politicians play. They talk of reform during their campaign which results in lobbying money for their campaign which results in no change after the election. It is an endless cycle.
To conserve energy, Quick Quaker Oats is changing to Average Quaker Oats.
After the jewelry theft the perpetrator received the heistman trophy award-10 years in prison.
My wife says I'm like an off balance mannequin, she can't stand me.
In the 60's there was Payola-money paid to DJ's to play songs on the air. Now there is Porkola-money paid to elected officials for them to play with their company/interest.
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