If I attempt levity, will it lead to levitation?
You know you're getting old when: You can no longer use quick setting glue because it sets up before you can remember how to fit the pieces together. (provided by a heckler)
Congress used to enforce anti trust statutes. Now it's up to the voter to enforce their anti trust of elected officials by voting them out.
There was a maker of dip
For cracker or for chip
Tasters would admire
With mouth on fire
And blisters on the lip
food/music The Banana Boat Song Harry Belafonte (Also known as DayO)
Tuxedo manufacturers are meeting in Hicksville, NY.
California students were rebelling against fee and tuition hikes. Isn't it interesting that universities noted for industrial engineering and economics cannot use those skills on their systems? They continue to add assistant professors and non teaching jobs and expect the state or the student to pay the costs.
The local Procrastinator's Club called to tell me I am late on my dues.
I am aghast at fuel prices.
In high school, I was voted most likely to secede.
My wife asked if I was getting a haircut. I replied I was getting them all cut.
I was planning on joining the Procrastinator's Club but I keep putting it off.
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