Rambler 154

The local government is adding charges to all services and activities. It's becoming a regular fee-for-all.

The last pizza I ate resulted in a quick trip to papa's john.

It is believed that Nancy Pelosi defeated the proposed BoTox Tax. It is understandable since she may be the single biggest user (last two words rhyme with something else).

food/music My Boy Lollipop Millie Small '64 (In Rambler 141 I pointed out that there was an obsession with food in music that lead to current obesity problems. I am pointing out various songs that have abetted the problem.)

Mimes are holding a national meeting in Yell, AR.

There was a man writing a limerick
And trying to find the right topic
Any subject to use
His readers to amuse
His nose was his final pick

I bought a special wig case. I can now commit hairy carry.

Some managers at Sea World have been terminated because they were at cross porpoises with the owners.

Israel and the middle east have banned swine flu (for religious reasons).

The help desk for the computer company said (acidly) that I needed to do a lit mouse test.

The Dept. of Homeland Security Director informed us that the recent terrorist attempt to blow up an air plane was handled well. Why do I worry about Health Care Reform???????

Do tavern workers have to pass a bar exam?

I learned the "tickle down" theory in my childhood.

Because of the energy crisis, crematoriums have been told to turn down their after burners.

I am switching careers and will be going into undertaking. Does that require a course in morticulture? (He asked gravely)