food/music One Mint Julep Ray Charles '60
Assorted nuts are meeting in Plantersville, AL. (Canned speeches are expected.)
Our government used to have a system of checks and balances. It now has rubber checks and negative balances.
The TV announcer says it is coming to you in real time. Is there a make believe time?
There once was an well known electrician
With electricity he was a magician
One day while tired
He reverse wired
And he is now with a local mortician
(some may find this limerick revolting)
After all of my humorous comments about arias and divas I am now considered an opera zinger.
When I was in college, a tweeter was a high frequency speaker. Today a tweeter posts to a twitter (so to speak).
The Republicans have finally taken up the old drug message: Just Say No!
When Reagan was President, we outspent the Russians on defense and ran them into bankruptcy. Now we are doing the same to ourselves.
I have an eating disorder. As soon as disorder gets here, I eat it.
Congress may ban loud TV commercials. Can we ban meaningless congressional speeches?
I do a lot of fly fishing. I have never caught a fly, but sure get a lot of bites.
I don't have an eating disorder but I am on a Sea Food diet. I see food and I eat it.
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