I keep checking my TV for cameras. Certain announcers tell me they will see me tomorrow. I'm still wondering how they do that.
As broke as we are getting, we will soon be using a buy nary system.
I was the disc cleaner for our high school tiddliwinks team.
music/food Sugar Shack Jimmy Gilmer & Fireballs '63
Trombone Makers are holding their annual convention in Tuba City, AZ. (76 are expected to attend.)
There once was a collector of pills
For all his various ills
Each with a description
From the prescription
Wondering if their combination kills (he was a serial piller)
At the Professional Boxer's Convention, current boxers got in the punch line.
Animal specialists are tracking wolves in the wild. They have started a where wolf fang club.
I have been asked to design boo prints for next Halloween's Haunted House.
The Supreme Court has ruled that Christmas Carol is a sexist title and the term Christmas Carl is to be used for the next 50 years to compensate for this inequity.
Today, ICBM stands for Inter Continental Bailout Money.
I think today's population includes meander mall man.
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