Rambler 146

Ham Lake, MN, is applying for more pork. (To make ends meat.)

It may be time for Tiger Woods to get a new driver.

A recent CDC study indicates poets suffer deerly from "Rhymes Disease."

Since my weight gain, I have been looking for some upscale stores.

A highly intelligent cynic has joined a Washington Skeptic Tank. (Or was it a Stink Tank?)

Are we heading for a bigger collapse? Banks have combined and are bigger. There has been no legislation curbing their activities.

There once as a man with a hose
Bringing oxygen from a tank to his nose
He decided to be a hero
And go out below zero
His hose is now to his nose froze

New guidelines have been published by the Department of Education recommending students spend less time watching elected officials' speeches. They claimed that too many words were used to say nothing and this is not a good example for students.

food/music: Mashed Potato Time -Dee Dee Sharp '62

Nancy Pelosi has been named the poster girl for Bo Tox (or was it Mo Tax?)

Because of my athletic abilities, the landscaping company put me on their fencing team. (I'll keep you posted.)

The Senate Majority Leader spoke the other day-another wind in the Reid.

I played lineblacker for the writing pad company.