Rambler 145

He played wide deceiver for his political team.

Our Secretary of State has said she plans to be a comedian after her term is over. She is thinking of changing her name to Hillarity Clinton.

food/music: Mr Custard Larry Verne 1960

Attorney General Holder says the interrogation of some terrorists in Colorado may have involved some snow boarding.
(They may also have been subjected to watching members of Congress talking on TV which may qualify as cruel and inhuman punishment.)

Congress is holding hearings on whether or not the Green Giant used steroids. (Some of their hearings are about that frivolous.)

Haystack searchers are eyeing Needles, CA for their annual convention.

There once was a planter of seeds
Who knew not plants from weeds
He thought he had class
Putting in his "grass"
About plants in jail he now reads

It is interesting to observe where the handicapped parking spots are for various buildings. Some are close to the doors; others are some of the most distant spots. With the increasing numbers of retirees, some businesses would be wise to review their spots.

Another ironic aspect of the handicapped spots is watching some people go to the more distant parking spots (although a closer spot is open) because they have their handicapped stickers and that's where to park.

I.M. Sure owns a lock company known for the security of its home products.
After a series of break ins into homes without his locks, he was asked about the situation. He said those robberies sure make a case for Sure Lock homes.

I was trying to write some humor about a wading pool. My wife said I had already gone off the deep end.

If I can read the signs on big trucks, am I semi literate?