Rambler 147

A Colorado Company has developed a new colander and has named it: "The High Plains Sifter."

Despite the recommendations of their marketing consultants, Wrigley has decided to stick to its gums.

Based on what I am hearing on TV, we must be in a bleep year.

Michelle Obama's Social Secretary isn't very sociable. She received an invite from Congress, but failed to show up. Maybe she was looking for a different "tea time".

Seeing all the strata at the archeological site brought tiers to my eyes.

Preparing for finals made me feel as if I were in a concentration cramp.

To the surgeon who implanted my pacemaker I give my heartfelt thanks.

Is a wingback an angel?

food/music: Green Onions-Booker T and the MSG's '62

There once was a passer of gas
Who could clear a room en masse.
One day as a lark
Someone created a spark
Shortly the space station they'll pass

National Newspaper Editors are meeting in Correctionville, IA

Colleges require English Majors to take a foreign language. Is that to improve the education of the student or to ensure monies for the foreign language department?

I dig archeology.

I handled the splash cards for our swim team.