Kleptomaniacs Anonymous is meeting at Thief River Falls, MN.
In the last Rambler I spoke of the paper shortage caused by the massive bills in D.C. After further review, I think we should change the name "Uncle Sam" to that of a character around when I was growing up "Uncle Reamus." (Covers both the paper quantities and the results.)
There once was a man breaking fast
By eating a very great repast
He was eating alone
And swallowed a bone
And that meal was known as his last. (new health care wouldn't cover it-a bone of contention)
Hindsight-checking the location of your suspenders before sitting on the toilet. Foresight is checking their location before getting up from the toilet. (Amazing how much spring there is in your step when you stand on your suspenders.)
I was runner up in the flag raising competition. (It wasn't a banner year.)
The graduate geologist was off to a rocky start. (I am being gneiss)
I am becoming a vegan. They started me on the vegetable patch.
The new dating software comes with mandates.
I think many of us will be soon suffering from PTSD-Passed Tax Stress Disorder.
A new history of bicycles has been published: "Gone with the Schwinn." It will be pedaled in all U.S. book stores.
Food/music: Gum Drop Crew Cuts
HAHAHA.. Theif Falls, good one..
ReplyDeleteGreat blog as usual. I really don't know how you do it. I don't know that many words.
ReplyDeleteI recycle. I use the same words multiple times.
ReplyDeleteI thought the vegetable patch was that thing under your bald spot?
ReplyDelete- Some guy who is playing with Rambler's Twin Grandchildren...