For the swine flu, they were going to give me the inhalant and mist.
Our new twin grandchildren show signs of ESP: eat, sleep and poop.
Scalp specialists are studying the breadth of flesh hair.
There once was a collector of fish hooks
Putting them in crannies and nooks
He used a seat
With hooks replete
He now stands to read his books
Garlic growers are opening a new restaurant chain: “Tooters.”
Local math teachers were divided on their views of the new math.
It appears airlines are back on track, but the future of railroads is still up in the air.
Cherry growers are meeting in Appleton, WI.
When I attend the Archers’ Ball, should I wear a bow tie?
I was looking for some fencing swords at the gym. The equipment room manager gave me the equipment sign out book and suggested that I read the epee log.
When you say you have taken up fencing around here it usually involves a hammer and barbed wire.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the help. I get enough barbs from my wife.
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